Perks of being a consolation prize.

by Somethinger

“They don’t know what they’re missing.”
“He’s a jackass and he’s so blind.”
“You’re so pretty I’m sure there are dozens lining up for you.”
“You’re witty, caring and so amazing. Why wouldn’t anyone?”
“I’d do anything to have your features and hair.”
“I like big girls, man.”
“It’s puppy fat.”
“You have a way with words.”
“Stop being so negative.”
“You’re the best friend in the world.”
“Put yourself out there!”
“Everyone goes through this.”
“Ten years from now you’re going to be laughing at this.”