stupid things rhyme

by Somethinger

I have a compulsive love for naked limbs.
Would you put a jacket on a bird’s wing?

Would you ask a tigress to manicure her claws?
If the dog woofed and didn’t bark, would you love it more?

Would you take your bear to the barber every quarter?
Would you expect a swimming pool to be home to your otter?

If your chimp kissed her mate, would you pull them away?
Would you lock your Lab if your child wanted to play?

You’re a kind soul if you keep them hanging with you
Shut them in tighter, and they’ll eat you too